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Subject: Real Life Dilbertisms
A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes
from live, alive, living managers!
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the
building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday
and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning
quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems) What I
need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter. How
long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff? E-mail
is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only
to be used for company business. Turnover is good for
the company, as it proves that we are doing a good job in training people. This
project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere
with it. Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting
the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem
in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a
few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them.
Thank you, Arthur Bloch, author of Murphy's Laws, for this
contribution!
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