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"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8) "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" (Tom, 5)
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10) "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing
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"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9) "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (, 9) "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9) "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't
want
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8) "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me.. I'm handsome like
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6) "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
" Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6) "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9) "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9) "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8) "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are...on fire." (Christine, 9)
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
"You learn it right on the spot when the gushy feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7) "It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7) "Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8) "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)
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