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A DAY AT THE
BAR (Part 2)
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar
Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked
of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses
given by insightful witnesses.
 The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how
old is he?
Were you alone or by yourself?
Did he kill you?
How far apart were the vehicles at the time
of the collision?
How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate
honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by who's death was it terminated?
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?"
A: Oral.
You were not shot in the fracas?"
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: I have been since early childhood?
Previous
"Peacock Humor Garden" pages:
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#2
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