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Why did the
chicken cross the road????
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 MOSES: And
God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the
Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the
chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
AGENT
MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross the road before you
believe it?
RICHARD M.
NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.
JERRY
SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was
this chicken doing walking around all over the place,
anyway?"
FREUD: The
fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
insecurity.
BILL
GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
OLIVER
STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken
cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was
crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in
our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically
dispositioned to cross roads.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the
road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road
justifies whatever motive there was.
EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA:
Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH
WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it
transcended it.
ERNEST
HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
COLONEL
SANDERS: I missed one?
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