CAT PHYSICS

LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

LAW OF CAT MOTION - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 

LAW OF CAT THERMODYNAMICS - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat. 

FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION - Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible. 

LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. 

LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT - A cat's desire to scratch
furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. 

LAW OF PILL REJECTION - Any pill given to a cat has potential energy to reach escape velocity. 

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter. 

LAW OF SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM - Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space. 

LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE - As yet undiscovered. 

Thank you to the person who sent this one to us in an e-mail. It matches our understanding of all the cats that have lived with us!
 
 
 
 

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