1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

 2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

 3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

 4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all . . . I just can't remember it all.

 5. My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.

 6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with  princes, seeks frog.

 7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just  better rich.

 8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

 9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.

13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?

14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

15. I hate everybody...and you're next.

16. And your point is...?

17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT  UP.

22. All stressed out and no one to choke.

23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good  people.

24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Thank you to our special friend with a quirky sense of humor who sent these to us.
 
 

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