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Top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by college students 10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold. 9. The Ten
Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced,
8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling. 7. Forbidden fruit
would have been eaten because it wasn't 6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to: abuse@romans.gov 5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. 4. The place where
the end of the world occurs: Finals, not 3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes. 2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen. 1. Instead of God
creating the world in six days and resting on the
seventh, He would have put it off until the night
before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
Thank you to the friend who sent this and helps reminds those of us beyond our college years of "college realities."
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