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1. A bean supper
will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.
2. At the evening
service tonight, the sermon topic will be,
"What Is Hell?" Come early and listen
to our choir practice.
3. Weight
Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door
at the side entrance.
4. Mrs. Johnson
will be entering the hospital this week for
testes.
5. Please join us
as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are
preparing for the girth of their first child.
6. The Lutheran
Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed
potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be
served for a nominal feel.
7. The Associate
Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My
Pledge - Up Yours."
8. Our next song
is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
9. Don't let
worry kill you, let the church help.
10. For those of
you who have children and don't know it, we have
a nursery downstairs.
11. This being
Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come
forward and lay an egg on the altar.
12. The service
will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the
ladies will start quietly and the rest of the
congregation will join in.
13. Eight
new choir robes are currently needed, due to the
addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
14. The senior
choir invites any member of the
congregation who enjoys sinning to join the
choir.
Thank you to our
special friend who send this one in an e-mail!
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