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    Modern E-Terminology

     1. Home is where you hang your @

     2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

     3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

     4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

     5. Great groups from little icons grow.

     6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

     7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

     9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

     8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

    10. The modem is the message.

    11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

    12. The geek shall inherit the earth.

    13. A chat has nine lives.

    14. Don't byte off more than you can view.

    15. Fax is stranger than fiction.

    16. What boots up must come down.

    17. Windows will never cease.

    18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).

    19. Virtual reality is its own reward.

    20. Modulation in all things.

    21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

    22. There's no place like http://www.home.com

    23. Know what to expect before you connect.

    24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

    25. Speed thrills.

    26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

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Previous "Peacock Humor Garden" pages: 
 
    #1 A Day at the Bar,I
    #2 Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    #3 A Day at the Bar, II
    #4 Thoughts on Love from Children
    #5 Cows and Economics Systems
    #6 Some Really Good Puns
    #7 Real Life Dilbertisms
    #8 "Original" Endings
    #9 Appropriate Signs
  #10 Actual Newspaper Headlines
  #11 More Actual Newspaper Headlines
  #12 Modern Computer Viruses--Updated
  #13 What To Do with Dead Horses
  #14 Some More Actual Headlines
  #15 Corporate Life Too Long When...
  #16 Sage Advice from Children, Ages 7-16
  #17 Haiku Error Messages
  #18 How to Write Good
  #19 T-Shirt Sightings
  #20 Definitions
  #21 Two Clean Jokes
  #22 If You Think You Are Having a Bad Day
  #23 Thoughts on Love from Children
  #24 Real Resume Bloopers
  #25 In-class Assignment
  #26 Patients' Charts
 #27 Martha Stewart's Christmas Letter
 #28 More Actual Patients' Charts
 #29 Thoughts to Ponder
 #30 More Thoughts to Ponder
 #31 Humorous Definitions
 #32 Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed to Travel
 #33 Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed to Travel, Part II
 #34 Actual Answers to Sixth Grade History Tests
 #35 Actual Answers to Sixth Grade History Tests, Part II
 #36 Facts for a Rainy Day, Part I
 #37 Facts for a Rainy Day, Part II
 #38 Prizes for Stupidity
 #39 Occupational Descriptions
 #40 Deep Questions
 #41 15th Century Facts

 
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