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    Peacock Humor Pen

    Deep Questions


    Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
     

    How do a fool and his money GET together?
     

    How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
     

    If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
     

    If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
     

    Is a metaphor like a simile?
     

    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
     

    If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
     

    Why is the alphabet in that order?  Is it because of that song?
     

    Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground  close-up?
     

    Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
     

    What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
     

Previous "Peacock Humor Garden" pages: 
 
    #1 A Day at the Bar,I
    #2 Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    #3 A Day at the Bar, II
    #4 Thoughts on Love from Children
    #5 Cows and Economics Systems
    #6 Some Really Good Puns
    #7 Real Life Dilbertisms
    #8 "Original" Endings
    #9 Appropriate Signs
  #10 Actual Newspaper Headlines
  #11 More Actual Newspaper Headlines
  #12 Modern Computer Viruses--Updated
  #13 What To Do with Dead Horses
  #14 Some More Actual Headlines
  #15 Corporate Life Too Long When...
  #16 Sage Advice from Children, Ages 7-16
  #17 Haiku Error Messages
  #18 How to Write Good
  #19 T-Shirt Sightings
  #20 Definitions
  #21 Two Clean Jokes
  #22 If You Think You Are Having a Bad Day
  #23 Thoughts on Love from Children
  #24 Real Resume Bloopers
  #25 In-class Assignment
  #26 Patients' Charts
 #27 Martha Stewart's Christmas Letter
 #28 More Actual Patients' Charts
 #29 Thoughts to Ponder
 #30 More Thoughts to Ponder
 #31 Humorous Definitions
 #32 Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed to Travel
 #33 Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed to Travel, Part II
 #34 Actual Answers to Sixth Grade History Tests
 #35 Actual Answers to Sixth Grade History Tests, Part II
 #36 Facts for a Rainy Day, Part I
 #37 Facts for a Rainy Day, Part II
 #38 Prizes for Stupidity
 #39 Occupational Descriptions

 
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