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Peacock Humor Pen
THINGS TO PONDER
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How do you KNOW it's
new and improved dog food?
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Why is it called rush
hour when everything moves so slow?
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Why do kamikazee pilots
wear helmets?
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How do you know when
it's time to tune your bagpipes?
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Does 'virgin wool' come
from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
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If the front of your
car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?
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What do sheep count when
they can't get to sleep?
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When you choke a smurf,
what color does it turn?
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Do blind eskimoes have
seeing-eye sled dogs?
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Do they have reserved
parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
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Why do they call it a
TV set when you only get one?
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How come wrong numbers
are never busy?
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Do radioactve cats have
18 half-lives?
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If you shoot a mime,
should you use a silencer?
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If there is no God, who
pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
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Why do they put braille
on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
(THIS WAS SUBMITTED
TO US WITH THE NAME HERB GARDNER. THANK YOU, HERB FOR SHARING THIS LAUGH
WITH US.)
Best wishes in the
New Year!
TMI, USA Staff
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