- On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.

- She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

- The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

- The patient refused an autopsy.

- The patient has no past history of suicides.

- Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

- Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

- Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Best wishes in the New Year!

TMI, USA Staff
 
 
 
 

Previous "Peacock Humor Garden" pages: 
 

#1	A Day at the Bar,I
#2	Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
#3	A Day at the Bar, II
#4	Thoughts on Love from Children
#5	Cows and Economics Systems
#6	Some Really Good Puns
#7	Real Life Dilbertisms
#8	"Original" Endings
#9	Appropriate Signs
#10	Actual Newspaper Headlines
#11	More Actual Newspaper Headlines
#12	Modern Computer Viruses--Updated
#13	What To Do with Dead Horses
#14	Some More Actual Headlines
#15	Corporate Life Too Long When...
#16	Sage Advice from Children, Ages 7-16
#17	Haiku Error Messages
#18	How to Write Good
#19	T-Shirt Sightings
#20	Definitions
#21	Two Clean Jokes
#22	If You Think You Are Having a Bad Day
#23	Thoughts on Love from Children
#24	Real Resume Bloopers
#25	In-class Assignment
#26	Patients' Charts
#27	Martha Stewart's Christmas Letter

 

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