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Peacock Humor Pen Subject: Thoughts on love from children. • What is the proper age to get married? "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8) "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" (Tom, 5) • What do most people do on a date? "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10) • When is it okay to kiss someone? "You should never kiss a girl unless
you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll
want to have videos of the wedding."
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9) • Is it better to be single or married? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9) "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7) • Why does love happen between two particular people? "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (, 9) "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8) • What is falling in love like? "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9) "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7) • What's the role of good looks in love? "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8). We don't know if these
are true, and we also don't know their origin. (Please let us know
if this
is copyrighted material!) But certainly if tragedy is when it happens to
me, and humor is when it happens to someone else, then this is humor.
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