We don't know the origin of these definitions, but thank you to someone's tremendous creativity.

 ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

 BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

 CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

 CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born   and after they are dead.

 COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

 DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

 EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

 GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

 HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

 INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

 MYTH: A female moth.

 MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

 RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

 SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
 
 SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

 TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

 TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

 YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

 WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
 
 
 

Previous "Peacock Humor Garden" pages: 
 

#1	A Day at the Bar,I
#2	Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
#3	A Day at the Bar, II
#4	Thoughts on Love from Children
#5	Cows and Economics Systems
#6	Some Really Good Puns
#7	Real Life Dilbertisms
#8	"Original" Endings
#9	Appropriate Signs
#10	Actual Newspaper Headlines
#11	More Actual Newspaper Headlines
#12	Modern Computer Viruses--Updated
#13	What To Do with Dead Horses
#14	Some More Actual Headlines
#15	Corporate Life Too Long When...
#16	Sage Advice from Children, Ages 7-16
#17	Haiku Error Messages
#18	How to Write Good
#19	T-Shirt Sightings

 

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