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We received a list of t-shirt sightings from a friend. We can't guarantee their accuracy, but the people who supposedly spotted them are listed below. "Filthy Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" - Judy Powell, of Charlottesville, who saw it in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. "Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair" -- Raymond Goldberg, of Potomac. "I Speak Fluent Patriarchy But It's Not My Mother Tongue" -- Sadia Carone. "I Used Up All My Sick Days So I Called In Dead" -- Vera Rausch, of Rockville, and Dave Dunn, of McCoole, Md. "Husband and Cat Lost -- Reward for Cat" -- Pam Hanlon, of Gambrills. "Be Nice to Your Children -- They'll Pick Your Nursing Home" -- Barbara Bealle "Husbands Should Come With Instructions" -- Robert M. Johnston. "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time" - Pauline Wu. "Even If You Lead a Good Life, Go to Church and Say Your Prayers, You'll Still Go to St. Louis When You Die" -- Anonymous. "I Want It All and I Want It Delivered" -- Carol Turnage, of Fairfax. "Life Is Hard; Then You Nap" -- Judith C. Koch, of Silver Spring. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" -- seen on Cape Cod; Kim Milewski, Waldorf. "Bigamy Is Having One Wife Too Many. Monogamy Is the Same" Bernard Yaboff, Bethesda. "I'm Not Suddenly a Dirty Old Man -- I've Been Practicing Since 1943" -- Herman Schwartz, of Takoma Park "Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-Law on a Milk Carton" -- Brian Ellingwood. "Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt" -- Karen Reznek "Learn from Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control" - Michael Parrish, Arlington. "60-Year-Old One Owner Needs Parts Make Offer" -- Hazel A. Garland, Edgewater. "I Was Once a Millionaire But My Mom Gave Away My Baseball Cards" - Marilyn Harris, of Crofton. "If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees" -- Helen Schell, of Alexandria. "If You Can Read This, Thank a Teecher" -- Bob Stamper, of Springfield. "A Nest Isn't Empty Until All Their Stuff Is Out of the Attic" -- Robert Blatt, of Gaithersburg. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up" -- Sydney Ann Barr, of Dunkirk. "My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink" -- Anonymous via e-mail. "If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There" -- Kathleen Phelps, of Arlington, who spotted it in that cauldron of '60s sentimentality, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. "Procrastinate Now" -- Howard Yourow, of Arlington. "Re-Elect Nobody" -- Mickey Gordon, of Fort Defiance, Va. "My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse -- He Couldn't Do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse" -- Marge Killmon, of Annandale. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone" -- Frances Reynolds, of Alexandria. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?" -- Barbara DiRenzo, of Fairfax. "When the Going Gets Tough, Use Duct Tape" -- Betty Boyd, of Clifton. "Young at Heart -- Slightly Older in Other Places" -- Betty, again. (Over a sketch of the Titanic) "The Boat Sank. Get Over It" -- Betty Joe Alexander, of Alexandria, first, then many more. "I Didn't Drive My Husband Crazy -- I Flew Him There -- It Was Faster" -- Anonymous. "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" -- Dani Kehoe, of Falls Church, who says an airport security guard in Green Bay, Wis., saw it and offered to buy it then and there. (On a baby-size shirt) "Party -- My Crib -- Two A.M." -- Doris Stonestreet. "I Don't Suffer from Insanity -- I'm a Carrier" -- Joe Farrell, of Fairfax. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15" -- Casey Conan, of Bethesda. "El Nino Made Me Do It" -- Sarah Newdorf, of Woodbridge. "The More I Learn About Women, the More I Love My Car" -- John Sajovec, of Southfield, Mich "Aunt Em: Hate You. Hate Kansas. Taking the Dog. Dorothy" -- George Van, who says he bought it just across the river from Kansas, in Kansas City, Mo
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