Note: If someone is making these up, they are still good! 

· Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 

· Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

· Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

· Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 

· Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 

· Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

· Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 

· Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 

· Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 

· Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

· Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

· Stolen Painting Found by Tree 

· Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter 

· Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 

· War Dims Hope for Peace 

· If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It Last a While 

· Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

· Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 

· Red Tape Holds up New Bridges 

· Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

· Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 

· New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

· Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

· Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

· Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 

· Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

· New Vaccine Contain Rabies 

· Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

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