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Subject: Back by popular request! More Actual Newspaper Headlines 
  • Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures 

  • Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 

  • Deer Kill 17,000 
  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

  • Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 

  • New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group 

  • Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft 

  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

  • Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Needy 

  • British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply 

  • Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 

  • Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half 

  • New Vaccine Contain Rabies 

  • Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 

  • Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing 

  • Air Head Fired 

  • Steals Clock, Faces Time 

  • Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff 

  • Old School Pillars are Replaced By Alumni 

  • Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board 

  • Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors 

  • Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction 

  • Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training 

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