TMI US

 
Subject: Actual Newspaper Headlines 
 
  • Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 

  • Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 

  • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 

  • Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

  • Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 

  • Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over

  • British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands 

  • Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms 

  • Eye Drops Off Shelf 

  • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

  • Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

  • Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 

  • Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

  • Miners Refuse to Work After Death 

  • Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

  • Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 

  • Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter 

  • Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

  • War Dims Hope For Peace 

  • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It Last a While

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