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Subject: Appropriate signs
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Sign on an electrician's truck:
"Let Us Remove Your Shorts."
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Sign outside a radiator repair shop in a small Midwestern town:
"Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."
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Sign in a maternity clothes store:
"We are open on labor day."
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Sign on the door of the maternity ward:
"Push - Push - Push."
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Sign in a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."
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Sign at the dry cleaner's window:
"Drop your pants here."
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Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery:
"Reserved for plant manager."
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Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward:
"Please do not disturb further."
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Sign in a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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Sign in a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
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Sign in a cafeteria:
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
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In pencil beneath the cafeteria sign:
Socks can eat anyplace they want."
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Sign on the inside of a bathroom stall:
Beware of limbo dancers."
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Sign in a Maine restaurant:
"Open 7 days a week and weekends."
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Sign in school:
"In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this
building will be temporarily suspended."
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